Scone
Scone is pronounced "Skoon" when referring to last Saturday's activities, as opposed to "Skonn," a round, baked bit of pastry served with butter or cheese or jam and cream, and otherwise known as a "baking powder biscuit" in the US or a "Skoan" by people who don't know any better, but who think it is the people who call it a "skonn" who need a little more social polish; and also as opposed to a real "Skoan," a bit of fried dough otherwise known as a vetkoek in South Africa or the bread part of a Navajo taco in the western United States. I have done my best with that introductory sentence and sincerely believe that you must agree that the semi-colon in the middle confers a degree of legitimacy on the rest of it, even if you do not agree with all the opinions expressed. Certainly some opinions, upsetting or otherwise, were expressed at Scone on Saturday. Firstly, whoever decorated the palace (Scone is a palace - di...